The Slaughtering of Chicken
The Slaughtering of Chicken
The task at hand is both jovial and heartless
Not for the weak and clement, but for the brute and merciless,
And many a men have named it the dirtiest game.
Now when the neighbors are away
And none answers when you call their name,
Start with the water in the pot
And keep it boiling till it’s deathly hot.
Then get a handful of grains to lure the victim of the day;
A trapping unneeded and is only but a bonus treat.
For the little children will be jolly and gay
When later they consider the retrieval of undigested grains a wondrous feat.
Remember as well, to give something small to your sufferer
Is a deceitful act, but crucial and clever, so they don’t christen you a murderer.
O here’s where the fun will begin,
The chasing and racing, but careful that the chicken doesn’t win.
Remind the bastard of his days of running after hens, his crowing and sway,
And make him swear that every dog has its day.
Catch him you must and will,
And get him to be calm and still.
This too should be a barbaric feat
For you’ll hold him down with your feet,
One on the legs and the other on the wings,
While you sharpen your knife on a stone, a most intimidating of things.
The feathers on the neck must be unfeelingly plucked
To pave way for the knife and to make him all the more racked.
What remains is a finalization of the deed
And will take another lengthy exegesis indeed.
But here you might want to shed a tear or more
Not for the helpless animal that’s no more,
But in advance for what comes later in the evening,
When father holds his drumstick and stares blankly at the ceiling,
His eyes vacant as he talks of the day’s dirty politics
And its rotten, betraying, and murderous tactics
And you will remember as you so angrily weaken,
That you too are slaughtered chicken.
James Kaluna
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