The Slaughtering of Chicken
The Slaughtering of Chicken The task at hand is both jovial and heartless Not for the weak and clement, but for the brute and merciless, And many a men have named it the dirtiest game. Now when the neighbors are away And none answers when you call their name, Start with the water in the pot And keep it boiling till it’s deathly hot. Then get a handful of grains to lure the victim of the day; A trapping unneeded and is only but a bonus treat. For the little children will be jolly and gay When later they consider the retrieval of undigested grains a wondrous feat. Remember as well, to give something small to your sufferer Is a deceitful act, but crucial and clever, so they don’t christen you a murderer. O here’s where the fun will begin, The chasing and racing, but careful that the chicken doesn’t win. Remind the bastard of his days of running after hens, his crowing and sway, And make him swear that every dog has its day. Catch him you must and will, And get him to be...